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Word has it that there are some new people wandering about... Strange folk with strange sorcery and the like. Watch yourself friend, this old nose knows trouble when he smells it. Or that might just be the pigs out back.
~ Barkeep
For Hire.
ATTENTION ALL MERCENARIES.
Those of you with fair skill with blade or sorcery are asked to volunteer to defend Sky City from the local brigands in patrols and raids on Pirate Nests along the coves. There is good money to be made in this. Sign up at the neraest outpost.
~ Captain of the Riders, 3rd Division.
ATTENTION CITIZENS
A new series of attacks from the shoreline dragons has begun, residents are advised to stay at home and do not wander the streets! Flaming balls of molten fire have been seen destroying our city.
And to any skilled fighters, we would love your help.
~ Leader of the Riders (( Posted upon request of Teh_Rabbi ))
Stranded in the middle of a foresty nowhere, stuck with only a sobbing elf and a stranger he barely knew and surrounded by hundreds of ravenous beasts was not Klef's idea of a good day.
Then again, rarely was there ever such a thing as a 'good day' in his book.
"Kid I swear... now is a nice time to warp us!" Klef hissed at Aly who continued to sob.
Klef face palmed, perfect, just how he wanted to die.
Heji noticed the voice, not to mention the sinister intent, and gazed up, tensing at the sight of Alyn. He looked left and right. These people had to be protected... Quickly, he drew out his sword, but couldn't seem to focus his power to do anything due to how dazed he was and how many naked women were still around.
Mia, meanwhile, shook her head to get the stars out, and decided that they were playing a fun game. He pushed Klef off, getting to her feet and jumping right on top of him, smiling at him face-to-face.
Alyn shot Heji an amused smirk. "Going to fight me hmm? How drole, you won't get within five feet of me of your own will." He commented dropping through the hole to the ground, landing with a soft click of his shoes.
Meanwhile...
Klef yelped as he was effectively jumped on, and immediately pushed the girl off by grabbing her shoulders, being careful of his claws. "Get the fuck off you-!" He snarled sitting up, then turned red.
A minute later Mia would find herself with Klef's cloak over fluttering over her head, covering her entire body. "For fuck's sake put that on quickly!" Klef hissed his hands over his eyes, his cheeks bright red.
One could also possibly call that little line of red going down his face a-
"IT IS NOT A NOSEBLEED!" Klef bellowed angrily, still covering his eyes.
"Leave these people alone..." Heji warned, his soft tone lined with genuine seriousness. "You won't hurt anyone here... um, Aly."
Mia pulled much of the cloak down to let herself see. She blinked once, the cloak held (probably by coincidence) in a way that covered her decently.
"Whaat?" she asked, tilting her head a little. "You're like Master, I bet. 'You can be naked here, but not there; you can bath naked but not walk around; if you see skin divers, no eating.' She humphed once, then got to her feet, putting the cloak around her properly for some amazing reason. "You look all bleedy. Want me to lick it off?"
Immediately the atmosphere of the room darkened the minute Heji spoke that name. "Do not. Call me by that weakling's name." Alyn hissed venomously. Suddenly, lightning fast, he brought up his arm, notched an arrow and loosed the it. The arrow slammed into the wall behind Heji, barely nicking the skin of his cheek creating a very shallow cut.
Klef glared at her, still red face, his hand falling away from his eyes. "I'm not your freaking master! And no I don't care if your naked just so long as your not naked in front of- SAY WHAT??" He suddenly shrieked going redder in the face.
"Well I can if you want," offered Mia, letting the cloak hang looser from her and revealing much of what was down the middle. "I like the taste and it's really good alive... Oh oh, I have clothes in the other room, want me to get them after?" She smiled almost cattishly.
Heji stayed still, a small line of blood trickling drom his cheek. He straightened himself and stopped leaning against the wall, tilting his head slightly. "Oh... it makes you upset," he said insightfully.
Klef glared at Mia suspiciously. "If I let you.... l... li... god this sounds so fuckin' wrong... If you get my blood will you get dressed afterwards?" He demanded.
"No shit." Alyn hissed as he kept his one arm trained carefully on Heji. "So watch what you call me, got it?"
"Leave them alone," Heji repeated, undeterred by the threats from Alyn. While meek, Heji never lost confidence in a fight against a pissed-off enemy. They were the easiest, after all.
"Ooh, you'll let me?" Mia said, smiling gleefully. "Most of the time people are all 'go away!' or 'back, evil hellspawn!' or that sort of stuff. Thank you!" Fefore Klef could complain, Mia had his arms clamped under her embrace, and fulfilling her task, being sure to use the tip of her tongue since it smeared less to get the blood from his face.
Alyn glanced at him, then started laughing. "Oh this is rich, you think you can actually beat me."
Klef yelped as he was suddenly tackled, then stayed still, VEEERRRYYY still. Hell if he was red faced you'd think you'd found a statue lying on the ground with a half naked girl on him who was...
ANNNYWAY~
His hand twitched slightly, resisting the overwhelming urge to sock the girl in the face.
This was so humiliating, he prayed to god that Kissana would never- wait, he was praying...
"You shouldn't be confident..." said Heji, shutting his eyes calmly. "Sanako-sama says it is the greatest enemy... If you don't promise to not hurt anyone, I'll have to stop you..."
Mia raised herself, licking her lips and giving a contented hum. She got up to her feet, wrapping the cloak around herself more but also stepping right over Klef's head before hopping along to a doorway, passing between Heji and Alyn with a spirited "Hii!" and a grin.
"And I'm still amused by the fact you think you can." Alyn commented idly his free hand going to his hip. "So, if I try to hurt someone..." He moved his arm so that it was pointing towards a woman who hadn't had the sense to flee. "What would you do?"
Klef continued to stay where he was, eyes twirling on the ground.
He opened his eyes slightly, revealling them to no longer be their icy blue, but a pure black, from the whites to the pupil.
"...Stop you," he repeated, taking a step forward with more ease than someone with his who had just crashed through a roof (...twice) should be able to.
By fate, not Heji, Mia. He landed on Mia with a crash, thud and an 'OOF!'
Alyn broke out laughing.
Mia, meanwhile, shook her head to get the stars out, and decided that they were playing a fun game. He pushed Klef off, getting to her feet and jumping right on top of him, smiling at him face-to-face.
"Going to fight me hmm? How drole, you won't get within five feet of me of your own will." He commented dropping through the hole to the ground, landing with a soft click of his shoes.
Meanwhile...
Klef yelped as he was effectively jumped on, and immediately pushed the girl off by grabbing her shoulders, being careful of his claws.
"Get the fuck off you-!" He snarled sitting up, then turned red.
A minute later Mia would find herself with Klef's cloak over fluttering over her head, covering her entire body.
"For fuck's sake put that on quickly!" Klef hissed his hands over his eyes, his cheeks bright red.
One could also possibly call that little line of red going down his face a-
"IT IS NOT A NOSEBLEED!" Klef bellowed angrily, still covering his eyes.
And there he goes breaking the 4th wall again...
Mia pulled much of the cloak down to let herself see. She blinked once, the cloak held (probably by coincidence) in a way that covered her decently.
"Whaat?" she asked, tilting her head a little. "You're like Master, I bet. 'You can be naked here, but not there; you can bath naked but not walk around; if you see skin divers, no eating.' She humphed once, then got to her feet, putting the cloak around her properly for some amazing reason. "You look all bleedy. Want me to lick it off?"
"Do not. Call me by that weakling's name." Alyn hissed venomously. Suddenly, lightning fast, he brought up his arm, notched an arrow and loosed the it.
The arrow slammed into the wall behind Heji, barely nicking the skin of his cheek creating a very shallow cut.
Klef glared at her, still red face, his hand falling away from his eyes.
"I'm not your freaking master! And no I don't care if your naked just so long as your not naked in front of- SAY WHAT??" He suddenly shrieked going redder in the face.
Heji stayed still, a small line of blood trickling drom his cheek. He straightened himself and stopped leaning against the wall, tilting his head slightly.
"Oh... it makes you upset," he said insightfully.
"If I let you.... l... li... god this sounds so fuckin' wrong... If you get my blood will you get dressed afterwards?" He demanded.
"No shit." Alyn hissed as he kept his one arm trained carefully on Heji. "So watch what you call me, got it?"
"Ooh, you'll let me?" Mia said, smiling gleefully. "Most of the time people are all 'go away!' or 'back, evil hellspawn!' or that sort of stuff. Thank you!"
Fefore Klef could complain, Mia had his arms clamped under her embrace, and fulfilling her task, being sure to use the tip of her tongue since it smeared less to get the blood from his face.
Still, it would be a few moments more...
"Oh this is rich, you think you can actually beat me."
Klef yelped as he was suddenly tackled, then stayed still, VEEERRRYYY still. Hell if he was red faced you'd think you'd found a statue lying on the ground with a half naked girl on him who was...
ANNNYWAY~
His hand twitched slightly, resisting the overwhelming urge to sock the girl in the face.
This was so humiliating, he prayed to god that Kissana would never- wait, he was praying...
Oh damn he was fucked.
Mia raised herself, licking her lips and giving a contented hum. She got up to her feet, wrapping the cloak around herself more but also stepping right over Klef's head before hopping along to a doorway, passing between Heji and Alyn with a spirited "Hii!" and a grin.
"You're welcome to try." He said smiling sadistically.
Klef stared, shocked, before falling backwards in a faint.
'I am so screwed if Chicano... awwww fuuuck...'
As Mia passed by him, Alyn smiled cheerily in her direction and waved politely to her, his bow still aimed at Heji.
Heji, not deterred by either of them, stayed where he was. "I won't hurt you if you don't hurt anyone else," he said, eyes still shut.
"So, if I try to hurt someone..." He moved his arm so that it was pointing towards a woman who hadn't had the sense to flee. "What would you do?"
Klef continued to stay where he was, eyes twirling on the ground.
"...Stop you," he repeated, taking a step forward with more ease than someone with his who had just crashed through a roof (...twice) should be able to.
The woman screamed.
"Sorry, what was that?" Alyn asked grinning.