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Aly & Klef (Open to Heji) 
5th-Oct-2006 05:00 pm
Klef
Stranded in the middle of a foresty nowhere, stuck with only a sobbing elf and a stranger he barely knew and surrounded by hundreds of ravenous beasts was not Klef's idea of a good day.

Then again, rarely was there ever such a thing as a 'good day' in his book.

"Kid I swear... now is a nice time to warp us!"  Klef hissed at Aly who continued to sob.

Klef face palmed, perfect, just how he wanted to die.
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16th-Oct-2006 05:28 am (UTC) - Heji & Mia
Heji noticed the voice, not to mention the sinister intent, and gazed up, tensing at the sight of Alyn. He looked left and right. These people had to be protected... Quickly, he drew out his sword, but couldn't seem to focus his power to do anything due to how dazed he was and how many naked women were still around.

Mia, meanwhile, shook her head to get the stars out, and decided that they were playing a fun game. He pushed Klef off, getting to her feet and jumping right on top of him, smiling at him face-to-face.
18th-Oct-2006 11:28 pm (UTC) - Klef and Alyn
Alyn shot Heji an amused smirk.
"Going to fight me hmm? How drole, you won't get within five feet of me of your own will." He commented dropping through the hole to the ground, landing with a soft click of his shoes.

Meanwhile...

Klef yelped as he was effectively jumped on, and immediately pushed the girl off by grabbing her shoulders, being careful of his claws.
"Get the fuck off you-!" He snarled sitting up, then turned red.

A minute later Mia would find herself with Klef's cloak over fluttering over her head, covering her entire body.
"For fuck's sake put that on quickly!" Klef hissed his hands over his eyes, his cheeks bright red.

One could also possibly call that little line of red going down his face a-

"IT IS NOT A NOSEBLEED!" Klef bellowed angrily, still covering his eyes.

And there he goes breaking the 4th wall again...
18th-Oct-2006 11:45 pm (UTC) - Heji & Mia
"Leave these people alone..." Heji warned, his soft tone lined with genuine seriousness. "You won't hurt anyone here... um, Aly."

Mia pulled much of the cloak down to let herself see. She blinked once, the cloak held (probably by coincidence) in a way that covered her decently.

"Whaat?" she asked, tilting her head a little. "You're like Master, I bet. 'You can be naked here, but not there; you can bath naked but not walk around; if you see skin divers, no eating.' She humphed once, then got to her feet, putting the cloak around her properly for some amazing reason. "You look all bleedy. Want me to lick it off?"
19th-Oct-2006 12:05 am (UTC) - Alyn and Klef
Immediately the atmosphere of the room darkened the minute Heji spoke that name.
"Do not. Call me by that weakling's name." Alyn hissed venomously. Suddenly, lightning fast, he brought up his arm, notched an arrow and loosed the it.
The arrow slammed into the wall behind Heji, barely nicking the skin of his cheek creating a very shallow cut.

Klef glared at her, still red face, his hand falling away from his eyes.
"I'm not your freaking master! And no I don't care if your naked just so long as your not naked in front of- SAY WHAT??" He suddenly shrieked going redder in the face.
19th-Oct-2006 12:17 am (UTC) - Heji & Mia
"Well I can if you want," offered Mia, letting the cloak hang looser from her and revealing much of what was down the middle. "I like the taste and it's really good alive... Oh oh, I have clothes in the other room, want me to get them after?" She smiled almost cattishly.

Heji stayed still, a small line of blood trickling drom his cheek. He straightened himself and stopped leaning against the wall, tilting his head slightly.
"Oh... it makes you upset," he said insightfully.
19th-Oct-2006 12:24 am (UTC) - Alyn and Klef
Klef glared at Mia suspiciously.
"If I let you.... l... li... god this sounds so fuckin' wrong... If you get my blood will you get dressed afterwards?" He demanded.

"No shit." Alyn hissed as he kept his one arm trained carefully on Heji. "So watch what you call me, got it?"
19th-Oct-2006 12:35 am (UTC) - Heji & Mia
"Leave them alone," Heji repeated, undeterred by the threats from Alyn. While meek, Heji never lost confidence in a fight against a pissed-off enemy. They were the easiest, after all.

"Ooh, you'll let me?" Mia said, smiling gleefully. "Most of the time people are all 'go away!' or 'back, evil hellspawn!' or that sort of stuff. Thank you!"
Fefore Klef could complain, Mia had his arms clamped under her embrace, and fulfilling her task, being sure to use the tip of her tongue since it smeared less to get the blood from his face.

Still, it would be a few moments more...
19th-Oct-2006 12:38 am (UTC) - Klef & Alyn
Alyn glanced at him, then started laughing.
"Oh this is rich, you think you can actually beat me."

Klef yelped as he was suddenly tackled, then stayed still, VEEERRRYYY still. Hell if he was red faced you'd think you'd found a statue lying on the ground with a half naked girl on him who was...

ANNNYWAY~

His hand twitched slightly, resisting the overwhelming urge to sock the girl in the face.

This was so humiliating, he prayed to god that Kissana would never- wait, he was praying...

Oh damn he was fucked.
19th-Oct-2006 01:03 am (UTC) - Heji & Mia
"You shouldn't be confident..." said Heji, shutting his eyes calmly. "Sanako-sama says it is the greatest enemy... If you don't promise to not hurt anyone, I'll have to stop you..."

Mia raised herself, licking her lips and giving a contented hum. She got up to her feet, wrapping the cloak around herself more but also stepping right over Klef's head before hopping along to a doorway, passing between Heji and Alyn with a spirited "Hii!" and a grin.
19th-Oct-2006 01:07 am (UTC) - Klef and Alyn
Alyn smiled.
"You're welcome to try." He said smiling sadistically.

Klef stared, shocked, before falling backwards in a faint.
'I am so screwed if Chicano... awwww fuuuck...'

As Mia passed by him, Alyn smiled cheerily in her direction and waved politely to her, his bow still aimed at Heji.
19th-Oct-2006 01:25 am (UTC) - Heji & Mia
Mia disappeared down the corridor, humming some random collection of notes.

Heji, not deterred by either of them, stayed where he was. "I won't hurt you if you don't hurt anyone else," he said, eyes still shut.
19th-Oct-2006 01:33 am (UTC) - Klef and Alyn
"And I'm still amused by the fact you think you can." Alyn commented idly his free hand going to his hip.
"So, if I try to hurt someone..." He moved his arm so that it was pointing towards a woman who hadn't had the sense to flee. "What would you do?"

Klef continued to stay where he was, eyes twirling on the ground.
19th-Oct-2006 01:48 am (UTC) - Heji
He opened his eyes slightly, revealling them to no longer be their icy blue, but a pure black, from the whites to the pupil.

"...Stop you," he repeated, taking a step forward with more ease than someone with his who had just crashed through a roof (...twice) should be able to.
19th-Oct-2006 01:49 am (UTC) - Alyn
Alyn smirked, suddenly an ice blue arrow appeared in his bow, the string pulled back, and the arrow was set to lose.

The woman screamed.

"Sorry, what was that?" Alyn asked grinning.
19th-Oct-2006 02:11 am (UTC) - Re: Alyn
Heji paused a moment, then took another step forward.

"You can't win..."
19th-Oct-2006 02:16 am (UTC) - Alyn
Alyn smiled then suddenly switched his aim.

And winked.

"Wanna bet?" He loosed the arrow, which landed at Heji's feet, and exploded into a shield of ice.
19th-Oct-2006 02:25 am (UTC) - Heji
Which Heji was standing right on top of.

"...Wow," he muttered, glancing down. "You know how it would come up, too..." So thankfully he knew how hight he had to jump.

He hopped off of the ice that he was standing precariously on, standing up straight in front of him. "Do you want to stop? Or can I try?"
19th-Oct-2006 02:33 am (UTC) - Alyn
Alyn smiled innocently at him.

"How interesting, you're very intriguing, I want to know how you work now. Unfortunately, for you anyway, I now have an idea." And he suddenly aimed his bow, this time a red arrow notched in it.

"Guess what this one is." He commented and loosed the arrow, not at Heji, but straight at ice wall, shattering it.

"Avalanch." Alyn commented as ice chunks came tumbling down.
19th-Oct-2006 02:51 am (UTC) - Heji
Heji turned slightly, raising a hand up at the falling mass.

In a powerful shock of force, the ice was sent the exact oposite direction. Another large hole was blasted through the roof as well, and the larger pieces of ice were sent flying through it, landing with audible thumps in the distance outside.

Heji turned to him again. "Please stop..."
19th-Oct-2006 02:54 am (UTC) - Alyn
Alyn grinned.

"Oh now I'm definitely interested! I wonder what else you can do... what a neat little toy." He said grinning impishly.
19th-Oct-2006 03:04 am (UTC) - Heji
All right, he felt justified in this now.

No one risked other people's lives for their own amusement.
And no one made a toy out of his power... Almost no one.

He turned his hand toward Alyn, eyes narrowing. He hesitated to do it, though... "...One more, and..."
19th-Oct-2006 03:18 am (UTC) - Alyn and Merlin
Alyn sneered.

"Bring it on you weak-" He suddenly broke off, his eyes widening.

Before he suddenly fell forward in a slump, his bow vanishing in a wisp of silver.

"So... that's what I was called here for..." A soft voice commented idly.

Now that there was nothing incredibly hysterical to laugh about, Merl was calm, composed, and silent, his expression blank.

"... hm. I apologize on behalf of my companion." Merl commented walking over and looking at the elf in disgust.

"You will have to pardon Alyn, as it is his vampirical side that comes out at night, he often has no reserve with his words and... does rather disreputable things." He commented idly.
19th-Oct-2006 03:33 am (UTC) - Heji & Mia
Heji paused a few moments, his eyes slowly returning to their original shade.

"He was different..." Heji mentioned, lowering his hand and looking at the ground with guilt. He also staggered, the fullness of the condition his muscles were in returning to him. "I... didn't want to try hurting him, but these people..."

Mia returned, bouncing out the door clothed in a large red women's ceramonial burial outfit, which thankfully left basically everything to the imagination. He returned to Klef, smiling at the others as she passed, and bent down.

"Ooh... I wonder if he's gonna die..." she muttered to herself. A smile returned. "Misery putting-outing!"

And she bit into his arm.
19th-Oct-2006 03:39 am (UTC) - Merl and Klef
Turning to Heji, Merl smiled.
"Don't worry, I'm rather grateful to you, you didn't hurt him after all. Others older then you have been known to do worse to him in his vampiric form, and for that I thank you. I'll assure it that once Aly comes back, we shall find you so that he may apologize, he'll want to." He commented as he hefted Alyn up by the shoulder, then nodded.

"A good day to you." And they vanished into a portal.

Meanwhile....


"HOLY FUCKING JESUS CHRIST PIRAHNA ON THE ARM! GET IT OFF I HATE WATER I HATE FISH GET IT THE FUCK-!!!" He stopped when he saw Mia.
19th-Oct-2006 03:52 am (UTC) - Heji & Mia
And he didn't offer to teleport them...

Heji paused a moment, then sat down, tracing random lines on the wet floor with his finger. Now they were in trouble...


Mia looked up at Klef, blinking once before letting go.
"Oh, so you're gonna be okay..." she said, half-disappointed. The cursed smile returned. "Well just lemme finish this one piece."

Chomp.
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