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Aly & Klef (Open to Heji) 
5th-Oct-2006 05:00 pm
Klef
Stranded in the middle of a foresty nowhere, stuck with only a sobbing elf and a stranger he barely knew and surrounded by hundreds of ravenous beasts was not Klef's idea of a good day.

Then again, rarely was there ever such a thing as a 'good day' in his book.

"Kid I swear... now is a nice time to warp us!"  Klef hissed at Aly who continued to sob.

Klef face palmed, perfect, just how he wanted to die.
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13th-Oct-2006 05:09 am (UTC) - Klef
Well this was interesting.
Somehow in all the ensuing mass of screams, curses, water spewing and tidal waves, Klef somehow found himself on top of a woman.

In a... not so happy way.

He was immediately assailed with a shriek and a kick to the face that, surprisingly, sent him flying back.

And knocked him into Heji. AGAIN.
13th-Oct-2006 05:23 am (UTC) - Heji
Rinse and repeat, only this time, Heji, a little more prepared, stuck one hand into the air and directed the blast straight upward, where there was a hole already in the roof.
Unfortunately, it was also in the vicinity of Klef.

Freed from his weight (XD), Heji pulled his head out of the water, hair now thoroughly untied and loose around his shoulders and in front of his face in all of its long, wet, straight blackness. He sighed, glad for the temporary break from drowning.

(You know what you must do.)
13th-Oct-2006 05:25 am (UTC) - Klef
Klef, in his new surroundings, stayed still on all fours, his hands held tightly to the support beams which creaked ominously.
He was SO not into a third dunking.

"When I get my hands on you you fucking..." He hissed, then stopped short as one of the beams creaked precariously, and against all will, he whimpered.

(OOC: I do? O.O)
13th-Oct-2006 05:38 am (UTC) - Heji & ???
(Well, spontaneous falling-on-Heji again, but we'll see...)

Heji, once his breath was fully caught, dared to glance around, noting the stunned and still expressions now present in many of the women. He shut his eyes finally, the aura back again, and able to tell where everything was easily enough from the emotions of the bath's inhabitants.

"...Why do you all bath together?" he couldn't help but inquire, the response a shoe of some sort to the back of his head. "...I'm sorry."

He began to wade across the pool, but stopped after a moment and opened his eyes, staring in shock at one of the young women, who sat on her feet with knees up on the edge of the pool. She had black hair tied back in a braid and wore a pinkish-reddish ceramonial burial hat with a seal hanging from it, and didn't seem to care as much as the others about the nothing-else that she also wore. She stared at Heji with childish fascination as he stared back in apparent shock.

Perhaps he should have waited to be out of the pool...
16th-Oct-2006 04:25 am (UTC) - Klef & Alyn
Klef stayed rock still, and just as he was certain he had avoided the danger of falling, fate ruined his day.

Jerry was a squirrel, a happy little rodent who had naught more on his mind then gathering his nuts (( :x )) and storing them for winter hibernation. No he was quite more then happy to go about his merry way, ignoring all.

Alyn, who stood upon the cliff Klef and Heji had... run off of, so to speak, looked down, endlessly amused, his crimson eyes glinting with laughter.

He spotted poor Jerry making his way home to his tree, and grabbed the rodent from a branch, quick as a flash.

"I wonder if squirrels land on their feet." And he dropped Jerry over the edge.

Back with Klef, the half-demon had just reached out to move off the roof, when Jerry landed on his back with a loud thump.

Klef crashed through the roof, but brilliantly managed to catch himself on a wooden beam inside the building with his credible expertise.

Unfortunately Jerry skittered in a panic down his shirt.

Klef panicked.

Panicked Klef flailed.

Flailing panicked Klef fell backwards.

Onto...

No, not Heji. Believe it or not.

He fell onto a wooden bench with three supports, his fall knocking two of them away, leaving only the middle.

Then a pile of rubble from the support beam went crashing down on the end Klef did not sit upon.

Klef went flying.

Now he landed on Heji.

With a resounding crash one should note.
16th-Oct-2006 04:42 am (UTC) - Heji & Mia
Heji expected this one, at least, and remained still underwater, the side of his face pressed against the floor by some heavy, flat part of Klef's anatomy. Seeing as the person had an aversion to water, hopefully he would get off before Heji was crushed and/or drowned.

Because he knew what would happen to his body if he died here.

The odd girl continued to watch, blinking once or twice, still staring as though Heji was staring back.
She then got a most excellent idea.

"WHEEEEE!" she exclaimed, bounding from where she was and joining the pile in another resounding splash.
16th-Oct-2006 04:45 am (UTC) - Klef and Alyn
Klef floundered in the water, and tried to get up.

Then got dog piled from behind and sunk beneath the water level entirely.

Now in a happy dog-ish-pile of Klef, Heji, Jerry the squirrel who fled as quickly as he managed to get out of the water, and the new girl, Klef, was pissed.

Hurricane time.

As wind flew in a funnel, originating from Klef, it sucked the water up into it and... well he really should have thought this out.

It sucked Klef, and anyone within a five foot radius of him up as well.

Of course, Klef also should have thought before he stopped it, because he stopped it when they were all 20 feet in the air.

And no water down below to soften it this time, they had used it all up.

Alyn, jumping down and landing the weak roof light as a feather, without worry of it breaking beneath him (wtf?!) he walked over and waved merrily at Klef, his bow readily in hand.
16th-Oct-2006 05:06 am (UTC) - Heji & Mia
The girl landed first, cracking the roof, followed by Heji on top of her, and they both crashed through, landing on the hard flooring below.

And now... Heji was in pain. He rolled off of her slowly, wondering for a moment if she was all right, but then remembering who she was and attempting to get himself away from her as quickly as possible.

The girl got to her feet easily enough, brushing off her hat and... body, and frowning for a moment.
"Owwie..." she muttered, stretching her arms and then looking toward Heji. She waved pleasantly.

Heji, now against a wall and trying to crawl up to a standing position, addressed her nod with an incredulous stare.

The girl tilted her head slightly, confused. "Whaat?"

"You... tried to eat Sanako-sama!" he accused, for once with enough adrenalive surging through him for him to actually shout.

"Ooh..." she replied, as though it were new information. She then seemed to recognize him, and started to hop in place. "Oh, are you that boy? You look different when you're wet and your hair's out and you're pale and a little bruised and you're wet. I'm Mia!" She gave a childish smile.

Heji just stared... Not that he meant to - she was still naked.
16th-Oct-2006 05:13 am (UTC) - Klef & Alyn
By some stroke of luck, possibly, or just because some fate gosh darned willed it, Klef landed on someone.

By fate, not Heji, Mia. He landed on Mia with a crash, thud and an 'OOF!'

Alyn broke out laughing.
16th-Oct-2006 05:28 am (UTC) - Heji & Mia
Heji noticed the voice, not to mention the sinister intent, and gazed up, tensing at the sight of Alyn. He looked left and right. These people had to be protected... Quickly, he drew out his sword, but couldn't seem to focus his power to do anything due to how dazed he was and how many naked women were still around.

Mia, meanwhile, shook her head to get the stars out, and decided that they were playing a fun game. He pushed Klef off, getting to her feet and jumping right on top of him, smiling at him face-to-face.
18th-Oct-2006 11:28 pm (UTC) - Klef and Alyn
Alyn shot Heji an amused smirk.
"Going to fight me hmm? How drole, you won't get within five feet of me of your own will." He commented dropping through the hole to the ground, landing with a soft click of his shoes.

Meanwhile...

Klef yelped as he was effectively jumped on, and immediately pushed the girl off by grabbing her shoulders, being careful of his claws.
"Get the fuck off you-!" He snarled sitting up, then turned red.

A minute later Mia would find herself with Klef's cloak over fluttering over her head, covering her entire body.
"For fuck's sake put that on quickly!" Klef hissed his hands over his eyes, his cheeks bright red.

One could also possibly call that little line of red going down his face a-

"IT IS NOT A NOSEBLEED!" Klef bellowed angrily, still covering his eyes.

And there he goes breaking the 4th wall again...
18th-Oct-2006 11:45 pm (UTC) - Heji & Mia
"Leave these people alone..." Heji warned, his soft tone lined with genuine seriousness. "You won't hurt anyone here... um, Aly."

Mia pulled much of the cloak down to let herself see. She blinked once, the cloak held (probably by coincidence) in a way that covered her decently.

"Whaat?" she asked, tilting her head a little. "You're like Master, I bet. 'You can be naked here, but not there; you can bath naked but not walk around; if you see skin divers, no eating.' She humphed once, then got to her feet, putting the cloak around her properly for some amazing reason. "You look all bleedy. Want me to lick it off?"
19th-Oct-2006 12:05 am (UTC) - Alyn and Klef
Immediately the atmosphere of the room darkened the minute Heji spoke that name.
"Do not. Call me by that weakling's name." Alyn hissed venomously. Suddenly, lightning fast, he brought up his arm, notched an arrow and loosed the it.
The arrow slammed into the wall behind Heji, barely nicking the skin of his cheek creating a very shallow cut.

Klef glared at her, still red face, his hand falling away from his eyes.
"I'm not your freaking master! And no I don't care if your naked just so long as your not naked in front of- SAY WHAT??" He suddenly shrieked going redder in the face.
19th-Oct-2006 12:17 am (UTC) - Heji & Mia
"Well I can if you want," offered Mia, letting the cloak hang looser from her and revealing much of what was down the middle. "I like the taste and it's really good alive... Oh oh, I have clothes in the other room, want me to get them after?" She smiled almost cattishly.

Heji stayed still, a small line of blood trickling drom his cheek. He straightened himself and stopped leaning against the wall, tilting his head slightly.
"Oh... it makes you upset," he said insightfully.
19th-Oct-2006 12:24 am (UTC) - Alyn and Klef
Klef glared at Mia suspiciously.
"If I let you.... l... li... god this sounds so fuckin' wrong... If you get my blood will you get dressed afterwards?" He demanded.

"No shit." Alyn hissed as he kept his one arm trained carefully on Heji. "So watch what you call me, got it?"
19th-Oct-2006 12:35 am (UTC) - Heji & Mia
"Leave them alone," Heji repeated, undeterred by the threats from Alyn. While meek, Heji never lost confidence in a fight against a pissed-off enemy. They were the easiest, after all.

"Ooh, you'll let me?" Mia said, smiling gleefully. "Most of the time people are all 'go away!' or 'back, evil hellspawn!' or that sort of stuff. Thank you!"
Fefore Klef could complain, Mia had his arms clamped under her embrace, and fulfilling her task, being sure to use the tip of her tongue since it smeared less to get the blood from his face.

Still, it would be a few moments more...
19th-Oct-2006 12:38 am (UTC) - Klef & Alyn
Alyn glanced at him, then started laughing.
"Oh this is rich, you think you can actually beat me."

Klef yelped as he was suddenly tackled, then stayed still, VEEERRRYYY still. Hell if he was red faced you'd think you'd found a statue lying on the ground with a half naked girl on him who was...

ANNNYWAY~

His hand twitched slightly, resisting the overwhelming urge to sock the girl in the face.

This was so humiliating, he prayed to god that Kissana would never- wait, he was praying...

Oh damn he was fucked.
19th-Oct-2006 01:03 am (UTC) - Heji & Mia
"You shouldn't be confident..." said Heji, shutting his eyes calmly. "Sanako-sama says it is the greatest enemy... If you don't promise to not hurt anyone, I'll have to stop you..."

Mia raised herself, licking her lips and giving a contented hum. She got up to her feet, wrapping the cloak around herself more but also stepping right over Klef's head before hopping along to a doorway, passing between Heji and Alyn with a spirited "Hii!" and a grin.
19th-Oct-2006 01:07 am (UTC) - Klef and Alyn
Alyn smiled.
"You're welcome to try." He said smiling sadistically.

Klef stared, shocked, before falling backwards in a faint.
'I am so screwed if Chicano... awwww fuuuck...'

As Mia passed by him, Alyn smiled cheerily in her direction and waved politely to her, his bow still aimed at Heji.
19th-Oct-2006 01:25 am (UTC) - Heji & Mia
Mia disappeared down the corridor, humming some random collection of notes.

Heji, not deterred by either of them, stayed where he was. "I won't hurt you if you don't hurt anyone else," he said, eyes still shut.
19th-Oct-2006 01:33 am (UTC) - Klef and Alyn
"And I'm still amused by the fact you think you can." Alyn commented idly his free hand going to his hip.
"So, if I try to hurt someone..." He moved his arm so that it was pointing towards a woman who hadn't had the sense to flee. "What would you do?"

Klef continued to stay where he was, eyes twirling on the ground.
19th-Oct-2006 01:48 am (UTC) - Heji
He opened his eyes slightly, revealling them to no longer be their icy blue, but a pure black, from the whites to the pupil.

"...Stop you," he repeated, taking a step forward with more ease than someone with his who had just crashed through a roof (...twice) should be able to.
19th-Oct-2006 01:49 am (UTC) - Alyn
Alyn smirked, suddenly an ice blue arrow appeared in his bow, the string pulled back, and the arrow was set to lose.

The woman screamed.

"Sorry, what was that?" Alyn asked grinning.
19th-Oct-2006 02:11 am (UTC) - Re: Alyn
Heji paused a moment, then took another step forward.

"You can't win..."
19th-Oct-2006 02:16 am (UTC) - Alyn
Alyn smiled then suddenly switched his aim.

And winked.

"Wanna bet?" He loosed the arrow, which landed at Heji's feet, and exploded into a shield of ice.
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